Last Minute...

Alright, listen up you muthafuckas.
Time is getting close.
So listen. Listen well.
The party is just getting started. It's gonna be KILLA (right, Steph?).
I want to remind you mofos of a few things before we celebrate yo arrival!

• Bring warm clothes. It's a little nippy here. Or in the words of my best bud Joe in Oregon, it's "Colder than a witch's tit in a brass bra" here.
• As a reminder, this Saturday night at 7pm is the Halloween party at the ol' casa, with local friends coming with some of their kids, family members, dates, spouses, etc. Food, drinks, fun, TOTAL wackiness.
• Monday, Halloween night, we will be scaring kids in the front yard. We have already had people walk by and ask as Bri, Duane and I have been outside painting some stuff, if we are doing our "schtick" again this year. I reply to the old person walking their dog: "Why yes, mothafucka, even BIGGER and BETTER!"
• Steph: If you can, remember Martha Stewart movie, girl. Gotta see this shit.
• Laura: No worries about your snake. We will work on him when you get here. We are thinking spray paint might be best for the "skin".
• Jen: I have told Steph, but I am sneaking this one up one you: we are gonna need ya'lls help with some more signage for outside Halloween night. I know you have done a shitload of em' already, but maybe a few more? If you can or need em' (I don't know how ya work), can you bring your supplies for lettering?
• All of you have a safe trip up here. Steph and Josh, we will be greeting you at the airport tomorrow evening upon your arrival.
• Anticipate a photo upon your arrival....

See you dudes lata!